ready to rock

[Niemmy]

OK … Wayne’s back … but not for long though. Fortunately, just long enough to squeeze in at least one big gig before he goes back to the states early New Year.

Yes … you can catch edoT playing live at bar me, the site of the old El Rocco Jazz Cellar 22/230 William Street, Potts Point. Sarah at bar me runs a fantastic little venue there in Brougham Street (just off William before the big Coke sign) in a really cool part of Kings Cross – easy to get to and away from the less savoury parts of Sydney’s famous night strip – offering fine food, liquid refreshments and great entertainment. And I can tell you all that the lads are totally stoked and honoured to be able to grace the stage at such a venue steeped in local Jazz history that goes way back to the 1950’s. Could this be their new home?

The gig will be on Sunday, 16 January 2005 and will be a dinner show. Times and prices will be posted as the date draws closer … stay tuned.

[Niemmy]

I'm sure wayne will be showing of he's fashions at the gig here is a sample of what you can expect




This is Waynes Smart but casual line, I'm sure Wayne will be pulling out all stops on this fashion spectacularrrr

[Niemmy]

We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors
And adding more lanes

We are building a religion
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers
for the pendant key chains

To resist it is useless
It is useless to resist it
His cigarette is burning
But he never seems to ash

Wayne is grooming his poodle
Wayne is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location
But you better come with cash

Now his hat is on backwards
Wayne can show you his tatoos
Wayne is in the music business
Wayne is calling you "DUDE!"

Now today is tomorrow
And tomorrow today
And yesterday is weaving in and out

And the fluffy white lines
That the Edot airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front
of the Wayneing of the moon

Wayne is handling the money
He's serving the food
Wayne knows about your party
Wayne is calling you "dude!"

Now do you believe
In the one big sign
The doublewide shine
On the bootheels of your prime

Doesn't matter if you're skinny
Doesn't matter if you're fat
You can dress up like a sultan
In your onion head hat

We are building a religion
We are making a brand
We're the only ones to turn to
When your castles turn to sand

Take a bite of this apple
Mr. corporate events
Take a walk through the jungle
Of cardboard shanties and tents

Some people drink Pepsi
Some people drink Coke
The wacky morning DJ
Says domocracy's a joke

He says now do you believe
In the one big song
Wayne's now accepting callers
Who would like to sing along

She says, do you believe
In the one true edge
By fastening your safety belts
And stepping towards the ledge

Wayne is handling the money
Wayne is serving the food
Wayne is now accepting callers
Wayne is calling me "dude!"

Now do you believe
In the one big sign
The doublewide shine
On the bootheels of your prime

There's no need to ask directions
If you ever lose your mind
We're behind you
We're behind you
And let us please remind you
We can send a car to find you
If you ever lose your way

We are building a religion

We are building it bigger

We are building

A religion

A limited

Edition

We are now accepting callers...
For these beautiful...
Pendant keychains

[gardyngrrrl]

What is THIS done to the tune of?
LMAO!!!!

[Niemmy]

The band is 'Cake', and the song is 'Comfort eagle' But I slightly adapted the lyrics a really good song too want me to send it to you?

[gardyngrrrl]

Awwwwwwwww man...I LOVE "CAKE"....I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket!!! That song...and most all of them....are a RIOT!!!
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude...are you "Going the Distance"??

[NieMMY]

'Going the Distance ' Yer Cake they are a great band , with really interesting and quiet thoughful lyrics . So GG what are you listerning to at the moment?

This song is too Wayne, I think you played Desperado too long you need a Woman who love you dude Gezz i look after you mate

"Desperado"

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow

Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet

Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get

Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking through this world all alone

Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're losin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before it's too late

[gardyngrrrl]

I am sure he has LOTS of young nubile wenches to chose from....the blonde , brainless kind probably.(wah!)

[Niemmy]

Yes hes definitely should marry a girl like you GG! Someone who can challenge his mind just as much as wear him out physically "Wayne Lucky barstard!"

[gardyngrrrl]

Ah well.....we all gotta have SOMTHING to live for.....(wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!)

[Niemmy]

Yep too true mate! I stayed up all night last night watching Farscape video's and the mini again"It was rather enjoyable too"

[gardyngrrrl]

Well...tell him I am not free.....but I am available.
(for a LIMITED time only!!!)
(and this is a special offer!!!)
grins

[Niemmy]

Nah I have given up trying to contact the Mr Wayne "That dirty birdy! It makes me feel all oogie in side trying to contact Mr Wayne" hehe

[gardyngrrrl]

BAH!
Why dont you go and see him play somewhere?
Dont they do gigs on the weekends?

[Niemmy]

Well he is up in Sydney I'm down in melbourne thats a fair distance to travel and they don't do many gigs anyway