How does one get in touch with Mister Pygram?

[gardyngrrrl]

Perhaps to send him a nice card saying I like his work? None of the links I tried work-OR they all come back saying "MAIL RETURNED".
And since I am NOT in the habit of contacting well known personages,(having never done it) I wouldnt even know the first thing to do.
Signed-Disgruntled

[gardyngrrrl]

And dont tell me "THRU HIS AGENT" or I will hop over there and kick you in the shin!!

[NieMMY]

Ohhh getting in touch with Wayne is a toughy! Ummm you know the kansas webforum? There is a member called EmeraldCity she is Waynes convention agent, or you can wait to sign a convention book "But I wouldn't be holding my breath waiting for a responce" . Sorry Bud but he is a hard man to reach

[gardyngrrrl]

Well...nothing worthwhile is ever easy I suppose.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Niemmy]

Yer I know it suxs!

[gaaaardyngrrrl]

:-/I think I will go have a beer (maybe 4) now.....this is sooooooooooooooo depressing......

[Niemmy]

Hey give Emerald City a try and see what happens , I never made a heart felt attempt to reach or talk to Wayne , So you may have better luck You hear that Wayne? I'm talking about ya not to Ya hehe

[gardyngrrrl]

I am still drinking that beer. Dammit.

[Niemmy]

Yer I feel like getting some beer today and get shitfaced, but I wanna save money!To many bills to pay! Gezz I'm a downer today "I blame Wayne for this tragic turn of events!" hehe

[gardyngrrrl]

Make him take you out for a beer-hell he owes you a big $10 anyway

[Niemmy]

You mean get Wayne to shout me a Beer Ole tight arse himself Nah it would start raining beer before that ever happened !

[NieMMY]

So how have your attempts to reach the Waynster progessed gardyngrrrl? Any luck so far?

[NieMMY]

We ar not worthy!We ar not worthy!We ar not worthy!

[gardyngrrrl]

<<<<<Grumbles

[Niemmy]

I have a mansion, forget the price
Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all

They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far

My Maserati does one-eighty-five
I lost my license, now I don't drive
I have a limo, ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked

I make hit records, my fans they can't wait
They write me letters, tell me I'm great
So I got me an office, gold records on the wall
Just leave a message, maybe I'll call

Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
(Everybody say “I'm cool”......”He's cool”)
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far

I go to parties, sometimes until four
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door
It's tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody's so different, I haven't changed

They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
(Everybody say “Oh, yeah”..... “Oh, yeah”)
I keep on goin’ guess I'll never know why
Life's been good to me so far

Yeah, yeah, yeah