The Baby poo song

[niemmy]

Sung to the abba tune waterloo

My my,
after breast feed areyn babys bowels did surrender
Oh yeah,
I felt the nappies start to render
So baby let out the squirts
Oh man it must really hurt!

Baby poo - I couldn't stop it, the shippers won the war
Baby poo they always comin' back for more and more
Baby poo - baby Couldn't hold back if it wanted to
Baby poo - Knowing all day Farscape will be soaked with poo

Eww Ewww Ewww
Baby poo Stuck in moya knee deep in Baby Poo

My my

I tried to hold my nose but babys bum kept exploding

Oh yeah

and before I knew it- Henson got a coating
And hes getting really upset- I hate it when baby crap is wet!

Baby poo - NieMMY couldn't stop it, Shippers won the war
Baby poo I wish baby would stop, poos flowing out the door
Baby poo - baby Couldn't hold back If it wanted to
Baby poo - I wish this brat would use the loo

And I'm getting really upset- I hate it when baby crap is wet!

[gardyngrrrl]

And this is what got you banned from the KANSAS site?
I have read FARSCAPE PORN worse than that song....(slaps forhead)

[Niemmy]

Well I think it was the straw that broke the camels back heheh It played havok with there estrogen fuled baby koooing selves hehe But I found it funny as hell I don't think the producers found it that funny though hehe "That will teach them to put a baby in a bloody Sci fi show" "What the hell were they thinking!!!!

Hopefully if they make a movie it will be about Scorpius

[gardyngrrrl]

Bah...no one has a sense of humour anymore...

[Niemmy]

Bah...no one has a sense of humour anymore...

Hell yer mate! Especially that Mr Wayne Pygram! He thinks he's so big! heheh

[gardyngrrrl]

Wayne has no sense of humour??? (Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!)

[Niemmy]

I think Wayne likes the humour from that dude who was the singer of that band 'Black flag.' Cant think of his name though Rollins or something

[gardyngrrrl]

LMAO!!!!!!
Henry Rollins???
WHOAH!!

At night I walk the streets
I take mental notes
I take inventory
The filth
The garbage...
My vision is pure napalm
I am here to clean...
You have to incinerate...

`Incinerate', in fact, is one of Rollins' favourite verbs, and `filth' is his favourite noun. This relentless misanthropy reaches its nadir in a welter of sub-Nietzschean quasi-fascistic ranting on the will to power and the necessity of social Darwinism -

the above taken from an old interview....
happy happy stuff.....(uh huh)

[Niemmy]

Hang on! I'm going to need my dictionary for this.

nadir:

nadir
n 1: an extreme state of adversity; the lowest point of anything [syn: low-water mark] 2: the point below the observer that is directly opposite the zenith on the imaginary sphere against which celestial bodies appear to be projected

misanthropy:

Main Entry: mis·an·thro·py
Pronunciation: mis-'an(t)-thr&-pE
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -pies
: a hatred or distrust of mankind

Nie·tzsche:

[German philosopher who reasoned that Christianity's emphasis on the afterlife makes its believers less able to cope with earthly life. He argued that the ideal human, the Übermensch, would be able to channel passions creatively instead of suppressing them. His written works include Beyond Good and Evil (1886) and Thus Spake Zarathustra (1883-1892).[/quote]

So what is he trying to say exactly?

[gardyngrrrl]

Life sucks.
The world is crap.
Period.

Kinda depressing. I am not big on NIHILISM...its too bleak.

[gardyngrrrl]

nihilism
Definitions of nihilism
n. - A revolutionary doctrine that advocates destruction of the social system for its own sake 3
n. - Complete denial of all established authority and institutions 3
n. - The delusion that things (or everything, including the self) do not exist 3
n. - Nothingness; nihility. 2
n. - The doctrine that nothing can be known; scepticism as to all knowledge and all reality. 2
n. - The theories and practices of the Nihilists. 2

[gardyngrrrl]

Goes for a beer and some PROZAC....BECAUSE....sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you dont!!! (heh heh heh)

[n]

nihilism! Interesting GG! Everything in vanity!What does it profit a man to gain there whole world but loose there life..ghengis karn and alexander the great should of read that! They gained the whole world but lost there lives "for a net profit of nothing"

[gardyngrrrl]

I have FEW brain cells left.....not many but a few......

[N]

I'm trying to kill what few brain cells I have !And it's working