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[Niemmy]

Centrelink making your life miserable ,there heavy jack boot on the back of your neck?then go here and arm your self with information to combat the burocratic nazi's!
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[Niemmy]

Warning - breaches should be appealed!
Transitional arrangements for people who were breached prior to July 2006

The pre-July 2006 rate reduction penalty system
Prior to 1 July 2006 the “compliance regime” consisted of penalties for both “administrative” and “activity test” breaches. These involved a reduction in a person’s payment if they had incurred one or two activity test breaches in a two year period or an eight week non payment period where a person had incurred three or more activity test breaches in a two year period. Different rules applied to administrative breaches.

Newstart Allowance, Youth Allowance, Special Benefit and Austudy Payment
People who committed a “failure” before 1 July 2006 resulting in an activity test or administrative breach penalty which was still being served at 1 July 2006, will continue to serve that penalty after 1 July 2006, until the term of the penalty ends.
Any activity test breach incurred for:
§ failure to satisfy the activity test; or
§ failure to enter an Activity Agreement (except Austudy Payment); or
§ failure to comply with an Activity Agreement (except Austudy Payment)
in the 12 months prior to 1 July 2006 may count as a “participation failure” after 1 July 2006 until it “expires”. A breach “expires” when it is more than 12 months old.
This means that a person with two such unexpired activity test breaches after 1 July 2006 needs to be very careful because, if they incur a “participation failure” after 1 July 2006, it will be recorded as their third "participation failure" in a 12 month period and an eight week non payment period will apply.
In view of this, it would be advisable for a person who incurred an activity test breach in the 12 months prior to 1 July 2006, to appeal against the decision to impose the breach. This is because, even if the person has finished serving the penalty, or the person has avoided the penalty by, for example, rectifying the failure or undertaking a “Work for the Dole” program, the breach may still count as a “participation failure” after 1 July 2006. Ideally appeals should be lodged within 13 weeks of the decision to impose the breach so that the person can receive back-pay if the appeal is successful. However, where 13 weeks has already expired, the person should appeal anyway. This is because, even though it’s too late to receive back-pay, if the appeal is successful and it is found that there was no “breach”, the person will not have a “participation failure” on their record (in relation to that failure) after 1 July 2006. For these reasons it is important to appeal against every activity test breach incurred in the 12 months prior to 1 July 2006. An example of a successful appeal may be where the person is found to have been “taking reasonable steps to comply” with the activity requirement or to have a reasonable excuse for not complying.
As at 1 July 2006, any administrative breach rate reduction period that a person has not finished serving will continue after 1 July 2006 until the full penalty period has been served. However, administrative breaches incurred for failures committed in the 12 months prior to 1 July 2006 will not be counted as “participation failures” after 1 July 2006.

Parenting Payment
Certain parents who were receiving Parenting Payment prior to 1 July 2006 are “saved” so that the pre-1 July 2006 laws continue to apply to them. See chapter xx for a discussion of which parents are “saved”. “Saved” parents who were serving a breach penalty on 1 July 2006 ceased to serve those penalties from that date and their payments should be restored to their usual rate.
However, “saved” parents will have the new compliance regime apply to them either from 1 July 2007 or once their youngest child turns seven.
Single parents with a child between six and eight who claims a payment after 1 July 2006 will immediately be subject to the new compliance regime as described above

[Niemmy]

Woman admits she lied about Corby's drug problem
Robert Spicer
9/10/2007 8:00:00 PM.

A former Centrelink employee has admitted lying about Schapelle Corby applying for sickness benefits because of a drug problem.

Natalie Pearson said on national television that Schapelle applied for the benefit before she went on her final holiday to Bali.

However, in a Queensland court today she admitted she had never read any of Schapelle's medical reports.

Pearson was fined $1000 and placed on a three-year good behaviour bond.

Schapelle's mother, Ros Corby, has told Nine Network the admission shows how badly her daughter has been treated.

“That whole show was all total lies. Every single bit that they had said is all total lies.

[Niemmy]

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[Niemmy]

Centrelink is an sub-agency of Satan, the Department for Continuing Degradation, Humiliation and Subjugation of Human Kind. Based in sunny Australia, Centrelink has ties as far back as the 1800s and is believed to be one of the first agencies to promote slavery. As time moved on and racism was considered bad, Centrelink shifted its corporate vision from promoting white superiority to promoting class superiority. This change in values meant Centrelink focused exclusively on degrading classes of sub-human, known as The Scum Of The Earth. This includes unemployed, the mentally ill, single parents, people with debilitating illnesses, the elderly, students and generally anyone who is from the low socio-economic classes.


Centrelink has origins in slavery reaching far back into history. Centrelink's current practices are embedded deeply within its dreary, depressing and completely heartless history. In any country where slavery has been legal, there has been Centrelink. Wherever slaves were held under involuntary control, with their balls firmly grasped in the palm of a crushing overlord, there has been Centrelink. And whenever slaves have been forced by the state to undertake gruelling labour under disgusting conditions, without the right to refuse or leave there has been Centrelink.

History

Centrelink has most been involved in high profile slavery promotion, doing the African, Arabian and Asian circuit for years. All countries beginning with A actually, like America and Australia. Like the devil, Centrelink has changed its form and focus, from its involvement in the trans-Saharan slave trade to current interests in the Asian sex trade, smuggling Mexican slaves in to the United States as well as its current and very successful program in conjunction with the Australian government to force The Scum Of The Earth into crap jobs with no rights.

Centrelink's Mission Statement

The mission statement goes beyond the fact that they don't want to give money to The Scum Of The Earth who should starve to death, and is not limited merely to denying much needed services, it is about serving the majority of Australian tax payers in the upper bracket by forcing the blood sucking parasites of human society to become self sufficient through crime, drug addition and unwanted pregnancy in a supportive ghetto environment.

What Centrelink Does


Centrelink destroys souls. Centrelink has spent billions of dollars on secret research labs to optimize the process of crushing the will to live. Unfortunately, due to lawyers, Centrelink couldn't do this research on rich people, it was too expensive getting sued all the time. So they did the experiments on the socio-economically disadvantaged. Criticism was avoided for these studies by branding members of the low socio economic classes as The Scum Of The Earth, through economic policy, the erosion of basic working rights and welfare reforms.

Early studies were conducted into slavery, with the creation of the welfare state in the year named "liberal hell" the research began to focus on those with no money or rights. A considerable amount of money was funnelled into this research project as Centrelink realised it could apply principles of confusion, frustration and desperation to save the Australian government millions!

This method has been employed since and perhaps even before the liberalisation of Australia, and Centrelink is working on many problems to cure hard working, "Battlers" from having to cough up their hard earned dough to jobless dole bludgers, otherwise known as The Scum Of The Earth.

A major issue with the current Australian government system is that The Scum Of The Earth are allowed to vote. Centrelink is investigating methods to deter The Scum Of The Earth from voting or taking an interest in politics. This ensures they don't register to vote and hence the government can be better suit itself to the needs business, free trade agreements and widening the gap between the rich and the poor.

Centrelink, with the implementation of reality TV has successfully ensured a vast majority of Australians have lost all interest in politics, with the back-up plan if that doesn't work they'll be too stupid to understand politics.

The second idea, which has yet to be implemented, is to start a voting system similar to the US system. Make voting non-compulsory and on working days so that only those in financially secure jobs (and therefore wealthier people) can take the day off to vote.

Aside from long ranging projects, Centrelink in its day to day business provides many services to other people you've never met and don't know. For the rest of us, Centrelink tries its utmost to ensure continuous frustration and pain. Indeed their new filing system requires all of your forms to be stored anally - by you - to forever remind you of their slogan: "Centrelink, screwing the people who can't do anything about it."

The Defacto Wars


In the 1970s when people didn't have to get married, Centrelink realised they were losing out in the pay game. The Australian government was probably spending zillions of dollars paying individuals when they could be paying them less as a defacto couple. It is well known that couples, especially defacto ones eat less, pay less rent and have cheaper bills, thereby warranting a cut to their payments.

There exist legal definitions of Defacto, but Centrelink are a law unto themselves. They define the term Defacto to mean:

"Person(s), who upon entering the property of the Centrelink beneficiary, engage in sexual intercourse of some form, which is defined as the penetration of any orifice by a protruding member from the other person, for more than 6 nanoseconds."

After penetration by the 'protruding member' which can include fingers, tongues (kissing) and more, the couple are considered defacto and the Centrelink beneficiary must declare this relationship immediately or have their benefits cut off. The alternative is to declare the relationship and have their benefits cut off.

The unfortunate definition, which has a little '(s)' after Person, means if an individual Centrelink beneficiary bites their fingernails for more than 6 nanoseconds they are officially having a relationship with their finger. Unfortunately this means the beneficiary now has to support their finger, themselves and maintain a relationship on lower benefits.

This definition has enraged female right groups, because under this definition female masturbation immediately results in a self finger/hand relationship. However men, with their hands merely grasping the penis, penetrate none of their own orifices during masturbation. Additionally it takes women ages to climax, meaning they are practically married to their own hands in the eyes of Centrelink.

Sub-Departments of Centrelink

The Queuing Department

The Queuing department promotes patience in The Scum Of The Earth. Scum Of The Earth are encouraged to queue for at least 10 hours a week, hopefully with crying baby Scums Of The Earth in tow. Understaffed and at times inept, Centrelink slave direction officers ensure the the maximum amount of time is spent on the smallest problems. Additionally the added bonus of a frustrated and overworked staff members will always be ready to greet you.

The Queuing department is inconveniently located at the end of several sets of queues. Scum Of The Earth have to survive the gauntlet of queues before being able to claim true queue mastery, which is rewarded by cutting their benefits cut-off because the slave direction officer accidentally listed their marital status as "dead". This can only be rectified by completing the gauntlet once more, followed by a long and lengthy argument with a staff member about their dead/ not dead/ undead status. If The Scum Of The Earth have forgotten to get signed proof from the Department of Births, Deaths and Marriages they will have to queue again.

The ingenious set up of the Queuing Department instills a true sense of helplessness in all benefit seekers (A.K.A. The Scum Of The Earth). It is set up like a giant monopoly game. To begin a die weighted in favour of 'zero' is rolled and The Scum Of The Earth must advance the number of desks indicated by the die. Desks have names such as "Go back 3 desks", "Start again", "Intent to queue form lodgment desk", "Mystery desk" and so on. The Mystery desk allows The Scum Of The Earth to select a card at random which can help or hinder the process, they say things such as "You have just been given form '34a: Form to advance 2 desks', please complete this form, advance two desks and lodge with Centrelink staff" or "You have been suspected of fraud, please fill out form '265.36B: proof your child is not a dog', go home and get child/dog and queue again" or "your rent assistance payments can not be justified, please bring in copy of your lease initialed by the prime minister for authentication". The purely random nature of advancement serves to mystify and confuse sub human scum which is further exacerbated by the random nature of form lodgment, at any stage in the queuing game, if previous forms are lost, The Scum Of The Earth must go back to the desk where the lost form was allegedly handed in and re-queue to submit the form once more! Situations that result in returning to the start include: going to the bathroom, being rude, wearing thongs, breathing loudly, breathing, having blue eyes, sighing and existing.