Music is in the heart of man .

[cosmiccastaway]

I could not do this , even if I had real drums. Man has music in his blood no matter what he has in his hands . Wow.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xr82RHyCj8&feature=player_embedded#

[N]

Hey that's pretty cool Katz

• How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

• How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

• What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in


Jokes dedicated to Wayne Pygram ;D ;D

[N]

• How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
Neil Peart coulda done it.

• How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they have a machine to do that now.

• How can you tell when the drum riser is level?
Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

• Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven?
Because he woke the baby for Christ's sake!

• What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

• What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen?
Farfromthinken.

• What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.

[N]

• What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.

• "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."

• Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
Because it can keep good time and won't sleep with your girlfriend.

• Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me either.

• How do you get a drummer to play quieter?
Put a chart in front of him

• Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.

• What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.

[N]

• How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.

• I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi".
He said, "the river or the state?"

• Why did the drummer stare at the frozen juice can?
Because it said, "Concentrate".

• What do you call a dozen drummers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!

• What do you call a kid with a set of drums?
The poster child for Birth Control.

• What would you call the smartest drummer in the world?
Mildly retarded.

• What do you call 10 guys in a drum circle?
A dope ring.

• What has three legs and an asshole?
A drum stool.

• What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.


Take that! Mr leather clad drummer my poo don't stink Scorpy Man!!! ;D ;D ;D